How to completely suck

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How to completely suck

Postby Dean-Atlanta » Sat Nov 29, 2025 1:21 pm

Atlanta started this season 5-1, but has since gone 2-5 and shown how to complete suck.

Atlanta (7-6)
Week 1: 7-17 at Miami

In this game, ATL played solid defense but absolutely sucked on offense. This game looked like it really would predict how the 2047 season games, improvement on defense and complete sucking on offense.

Week 2: 41-28 vs New York
Week 3: 27-23 vs Philadelphia
Week 4: 24-16 at Jacksonville
Week 5: 48-23 vs Minnesota
Week 6: 35-19 vs Washington

Weeks 2-6 we all wins, where the defense was matched with some decent offense.

Week 7: 10-28 at Chicago

Worst game of the season, the offense was almost non-existent and the defense was not much better.

Week 8: 20-25 at Washington

Offense was poor again, this was really a 13-25 game with a garbage time TD to make it look closer, but Washington dominated.

Week 9: 27-14 vs Green Bay
Decent win at home but the offense stills struggled at times.

Week 10: 7-20 at Denver

No offense except one opportunistic drive. Completely inept offense.

Week 11: 17-27 at New York

Incompetent offense and turnover lead to easy Giants win.

Week 12: 24-22 at Philadelphia

Philly errors and bad breaks allow for a win in a game where ATL played poorly enough to lose. It was a win that statically looked like a loss.

Week 13: 10-17 vs San Francisco

No offense and FIVE turnovers makes it impossible to beat any team.

Week 14: vs New England
Week 15: at Seattle
Week 16: vs Cincinnati

These games will likely result in losses or wins like the game vs Philly but odds are the offense doesn't show up the next three as it hasn't shown up most games this season. The offense sucks because the running game is terrible and the passing game is not much better and third downs are rarely converted.
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