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PNFL Pantheon
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2025 2:18 pm
by Steve-Buffalo Bills
Ranking the current pantheon of the PNFL using the Greek god structure. Current coaches only. Based mostly on playoff performance (or lack of it) the league is starting to look like this:
PNFL Major Olympian Gods
(Must have won a Super Bowl against another PNFL Major Olympian God)
NYJ - Thomas
CHI - Justin
WAS - Jerry (Beat Rich)
PNFL Minor Olympian Gods
(Won a Super Bowl but not against a PNFL Major Olympian God)
HOU - Mitch
BUF - Steve
PNFL Primordial Gods
(Have made it to the Super Bowl but haven’t won it)
MIN - Barney
SF - Charlie
ATL - Dean
PNFL Titan Gods
(Have won a playoff game but have not made it to the Super Bowl)
PIT - Donovon
PHI - Dan/James
JAX - Matt
PNFL Demigods
(Made it to the playoffs but lost in first round)
LVR - Neil
NYG - Shawn
DEN Brian
NE - Moxs
IND - Tim
PNFL Minions
(No playoffs yet)
SEA - Mark
GB - Shuggy
Re: PNFL Pantheon
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2025 10:24 pm
by Dean-Atlanta
Based on how I think they will do in the 2046 season alone, I would rank them this way. And Yes the top 8 are the playoff teams if this ranking is true.
1. CHI - Justin
2. NYJ - Thomas
3. MIN - Barney
4. HOU - Mitch
5. BUF - Steve
6. WAS - Jerry
7. SF - Charlie
8. DEN Brian
9. PIT - Donovon
10. PHI - Dan/James
11. NE - Moxs
12. IND - Tim
13. SEA - Mark
14. ATL - Dean
15. GB - Shuggy
16. NYG - Shawn
17. JAX - Matt
18. LVR - Neil
Re: PNFL Pantheon
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2025 4:06 pm
by Barney - Vikings
Thanks, Steve! This is the first time anyone other than a woman has referred to me as a Primordial God.
Re: PNFL Pantheon
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2025 10:27 am
by Rich-League Officer
Jerry did not beat me....Ty Dennis beat me and was expelled from the league afterward 
Re: PNFL Pantheon
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2025 3:27 pm
by Jerry-Redskins
Trophy is in the case. I guess the rain and two phantom penalties for the 49ers were Karma coming back to bite me.
Re: PNFL Pantheon
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2025 8:07 pm
by Rich-League Officer
Jerry-Redskins wrote:Trophy is in the case. I guess the rain and two phantom penalties for the 49ers were Karma coming back to bite me.
You can keep that tainted trophy
Re: PNFL Pantheon
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2025 8:57 am
by Charlie-49ers
Jerry-Redskins wrote:Trophy is in the case. I guess the rain and two phantom penalties for the 49ers were Karma coming back to bite me.
My sentiment exactly, "bite me"!
UPDATED: PNFL Pantheon
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2026 3:12 pm
by Steve-Buffalo Bills
UPDATED: Ranking the current pantheon of the PNFL using the Greek god structure. Current coaches only. Made slight edits to some of the greater god requirements. Based mostly on playoff performance (or lack of it) the league is currently looking like this:
PNFL Major Olympian Gods
(Have won more than one Super Bowl)
CHI - Justin (4)
WAS - Jerry (2)
MIA - Mitch (2)
PNFL Minor Olympian Gods
(Have won one Super Bowl)
BUF - Steve (1)
PITT - Donovon (1)
PNFL Primordial Gods
(Have made it to the Super Bowl but haven’t won it)
SF - Charlie (4)
MIN - Barney (3)
ATL - Dean (1)
PNFL Titans
(Have won a playoff game but have not made it to the Super Bowl)
CIN - Dan (2-8) **might move up**
PHI - James (1-7)
JAX - Matt (1-2)
PNFL Demigods
(Made it to the playoffs but lost in first round)
DEN - Brian (0-2)
LVR - Neil (0-2)
NYG - Shawn (0-1)
NE - Mox (0-1)
GB - Shuggy (0-1)
SEA - Mark (0-1)
PNFL Minions
(No playoffs yet)
New guy