Atlanta Falcons post Redskins game
Posted: Sat May 09, 2026 6:14 pm
Coach Chambers arrived with his head shaved bald, wearing dark sunglasses, and dressed like Hunter S. Thompson.
Rumors swirled that he's lost a bet with someone where he said the Falcons would beat the Redskins or he would shave his bald, and that he also either took 80cc of Adrenochrome, a shot of Thorazine, or took some of Shuggy's edibles, or shared a mushroom pizza with Moxs or some combination of all of them.
You all know why we're here. Yesterday's game in Washington was the worst coached game in the history of the league. After losing games to Green Bay, Buffalo, and New England that we could have and should have won, it's clear our system is rubbish and next season this team will be under a new system, that isn't ready for this season. We've fired our offensive coordinator and our defensive coordinator, again. We gave them both a Greyhound bus ticket to Tallahassee because they hired by Florida State, who want their team to totally suck even more than they already do.
But buckle up, because it's going to a rough rest of the season in this joint still under the current system. Not to sound like Mike Ditka, but I can't guarantee that football wins another game this season. We are not tanking the season but it's a challenge to win games under this system. Losing three games to teams we could have beaten as well as suck against Washington and Minnesota doesn't help. We have another games with Washington and games against Miami and Chicago, and eight loses and not having the tie-breaker put the Packers into the playoffs instead our team.
We have six games of fun left this season, where almost anything can happen under this broken system. Then in the off-season we put in the new system as well as new offensive and defensive coordinators.
Rumors swirled that he's lost a bet with someone where he said the Falcons would beat the Redskins or he would shave his bald, and that he also either took 80cc of Adrenochrome, a shot of Thorazine, or took some of Shuggy's edibles, or shared a mushroom pizza with Moxs or some combination of all of them.
You all know why we're here. Yesterday's game in Washington was the worst coached game in the history of the league. After losing games to Green Bay, Buffalo, and New England that we could have and should have won, it's clear our system is rubbish and next season this team will be under a new system, that isn't ready for this season. We've fired our offensive coordinator and our defensive coordinator, again. We gave them both a Greyhound bus ticket to Tallahassee because they hired by Florida State, who want their team to totally suck even more than they already do.
But buckle up, because it's going to a rough rest of the season in this joint still under the current system. Not to sound like Mike Ditka, but I can't guarantee that football wins another game this season. We are not tanking the season but it's a challenge to win games under this system. Losing three games to teams we could have beaten as well as suck against Washington and Minnesota doesn't help. We have another games with Washington and games against Miami and Chicago, and eight loses and not having the tie-breaker put the Packers into the playoffs instead our team.
We have six games of fun left this season, where almost anything can happen under this broken system. Then in the off-season we put in the new system as well as new offensive and defensive coordinators.
